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[spacehunter-m]

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[rockbusted]

[whatthehelliswrongwithhim]

@gi-ie-ru

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[thorgyorgy]

Is 304,000 a number?

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[bubblepoopswamp]

goin to the dentist is like.. lemme use this pick to carve esoteric runes onto your teeth. now you can’t eat or drink for one hour or else the spell won’t work

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[cheftaako]

griffin does a nasty hit 

[occidentalavian]

For context, Justin bet Griffin a slap that Fallout 4 wouldn’t be announced at E3 2015, and lost. So Grif got to do a hit.

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[pussysoupforthesoul]

the haunting of hill house is just showing us once again u don’t need excessive gore, gross sex shit or shock value to make a captivating and cohesive horror story isn’t that great news @ ryan murphy

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[rhythmviolence]

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

[kittyinhighheels]

The Christians in the notes whining are so absolutely stupid

[ajunlost]

I don’t even want to talk about how they specifically target poor people and hold basic necessities over their heads in exchange for faith.

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[peaceuptoesdown]

@theminky – just gonna leave this right here for LJ……

Credit @thesanityclause

[erinkyan]

I fucking hate puns but I FUCKING LOVE USAGI’S FACES IN THESE COMICS I LOVE IT EVEN MORE THAN I HATE PUNS

[monkeysaysficus]

Oh. Well now I know why I like Venus so much.

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[tilthat]

TIL in the 1880s, many farmers communicated by connecting their phones to barbed wire fences. This process often allowed for up to 20 people to be connected at once, everyone’s phone would ring regardless of who called, and the invention helped many farmers overcome depression and loneliness.

via reddit.com

[voredaddy420]

In the groupchat with the lads talking bout the harvest

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[n-yks]

Short tops are valid.. Also cute

[plantsplacesthings]

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

[plantsplacesthings]

My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child

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[hachuu]

duality

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[billyteddys]

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”

[beyoncescock]

this is the end

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[chachacharlieco]

It’s 1am.